I hate Love Stories....

Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories:
Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. 
Of tangent lines, who were together once but then parted forever. 

And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but could never be together.

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वो यारों की महफिले

वो यारों की महफिले..
वो मुस्कुराते पल .....
दिल से जुदा है अपना बीता हुआ कल....
कभी ज़िन्दगी गुजरती थी वक़्त बिताने में...
आज वक़्त गुजरता है चंद कागज के नोट कमाने में......!!!

Top Dialogue's Used In Our Hindi Movies :

1. Mein Tumhare Bacche Ki Maa Banane Wali Hoon
2. Ek Macchar Aadmi Ko Hijada Bana Deta Hai
3. Rishte Mein Toh Hum Tumhare Baap Lagte Hai Magar Naam Hai Sehanshaah.
4. Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Kabhi Dost Nahi Ban Sakte
5. Pahad Jaise Zindagi Beta Akele Kaisi Katogi.
6. Jo Tumhe Badal Kar Pyar Kare Woh Pyar Nahi, Sauda Hai
7. Mein Tera Khoon Pi Jaonga, Kamine.
8. Bole Toh...Tension Nahin Lene Ka
9. Mein Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karti Hoon
10. Agar Maa Ka Doodh Piya Hai Toh, Hath Laga Ke Dikha.
11.Sara sheher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta ha
12.Dosti Main No Sorry No Thank you
13.Kabhi Kabhi jeetne ke liye harna bhi padtha hain. Harkar jeetne waley ko Baazigar kehte hain
14.Yeh Dhai kilo ka haath jab padta hai to Aadmi utha nahi uth jata hai,
15.Mumbai ka king kaun- Satya
16.Picture abhi Baaki Hain Mere Dost
17.Don ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahin Namoomkin Hain
18.Mogambo Khush Hua
19.Mere Paas Maa Hain
20.Kitne Aadmi They

21.Rahul naam to suna hi hoga

22.kkkkkkkkiran
23.hum to hum h baaki sab pani kum h
24.Hathoda........
25.sota h tumhara kanoon balwantrai jaise kutton k bishtar par... See More
26.ye mazdur ka haath h katya............
27.Tareek pe Tareek.................
28.yahan se pachas kos tak baccha rota h to maa kahti h beta so ja nahi to gabbar aa jayega.
29.Mai chor nahi hu jaz sahab......
30.mai aaj bhi fenke hue paise nahi uthata...
32.ye itna sannata kyu h bhai

33.babumoshi

34.hum jahan khade hote hai line wahi se shuru hoti hai

35.

Dekho aaj Maa ne tumhari pasand ka khana banaya hai!

I am afraid of .....

People say they luv the rain but take an umbrella when it rains,
People say that they luv the wind but close the windows when it blows,
People say that they luv the sun but stay indoors when the sun shines,
So I am afraid of all the people who say that they love me.

she comes ...dances wid me in d rain....sings wid me in the wind and so love me

AUR BATAO........:-)

Conversation between 2 software engg. Friends:


.SE1---hello

.SE2---hi

.SE1---hey h r u???

.SE2---m fine!!! Wht abt u???

.
SE1---m fine too.

.SE2---cool

.SE1---so howz life???

.SE2--gud

.SE1--hmmmm

.SE1--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side) .

SE2--hmmm everything as usual...

SE2--so wht else???

SE1--nothing much

.SE2--ok

SE2--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side) .

.And it goes on like this until they give up....

Are u also having such conversation's with ur frnds….

then I guess u r also suffering from "aur batao" syndrome… It means ur life is all screwed up following the usual monotonous routine.

Probably u need a change in ur life…something which is exciting… something which is adventurous…something which really makes u feel gud…

correct.....

yeh sab to thik hai.........

AUR BATAO........ :-)

Have a Gr8 Day…

Time Magazine's quote on Sachin

"When Sachin Tendulkar travelled to Pakistan to face one of the finest bowling attacks ever assembled in cricket, Michael Schumacher was yet to race a F1 car, Lance Armstrong had never been to the Tour de France, Diego Maradona was still the captain of a world champion Argentina team, Pete Sampras had never won a Grand Slam. When Tendulkar embarked on a glorious career taming Imran and company, Roger Federer was a name unheard of; Lionel Messi was in his nappies, Usain Bolt was an unknown kid in the Jamaican backwaters. The Berlin Wall was still intact, USSR was one big, big country, Dr Manmohan Singh was yet to "open" the Nehruvian economy. It seems while Time was having his toll on every individual on the face of this planet, he excused one man. Time stands frozen in front of Sachin Tendulkar. We have had champions, we have had legends, but we have never had another Sachin Tendulkar and we never will."

Quotes...for hearts

Always be the reason of someone's happiness,Never be just a part of it. Be a part of someone's sadness, But never be the reason for it!

जाट ओर रोज डे

अहमदाबाद के सिविल हॉस्पिटल में radiology डिपार्टमेन्ट के रिपोर्टिंग रूम में टंगे ब्लेक बोर्ड पर10 साल पहले लिखी एक फिमेल रेसिडेंट की उक्ती (जहाँ जाट ने अपनी residency की थी )

जब रोज़ कमेटी हमें जुगाड़ से मिली तो सबसे पहला ऑर्डर जाट-2 ने दिया "कुछ डिसकाऊंट है ?उसने पूछा था ,कैसा डिस काउंट मेरे साथ रोज कमेटी वाली लड़की ने पूछा ?अरे वही जो बड़ी बड़ी कंपनिया देती है एक के साथ एक फ्री जैसा कुछ ? ....जाट बोला ।प्रदीप ये रोज है .....वो लड़की बोली॥ जाट ने एक साथ ढेरो पिंक रोज बुक कराये ओर कॉलेज की सारी जूनियर सीनियर खूबसूरत लड़कियों के नाम लिख कर दे दिये ..प्रगतिशील जाट था इसलिए ना धर्म ,ना जात,ना उम्र, ना कद कोई भी आडे नही आया ..फिक्स हो या " हाँ या ना" में लड़की अटकी पड़ी हो ...सबको रोज ...उनमे से एक दो लड़किया ऐसी थी जो फिक्स थी ओर खासी रौबीली थी ओर उस वक़्त हम वैसे भी थर्ड इयर में थे सो थोड़ा घबराहट भी हुई "अबे जाट वहां रहने दे 'मैंने उसे अकेले में समझाया ...क्यों पिंक रोज देने में के है ?लाल थोड़े ही ना दे रहा हूँ ? खैर हमने डरते पड़ते उसके रोज भी सारे रोज के साथ बाँट दिये ,रात को cultural evening थी ,लड़किया साडीयो ओर खूबसूरत लहंगों में ऑडिटोरियम में आती ..गजल का प्रोग्राम था ...हम एक जगह बैठे हुए थे ..अचानक वही रौबीली मोहतरमा अपने बॉय फ्रेंड के साथ दिखी ..हम थोड़ा सिमट गये....हे प्रदीप तुम्हारा रोज मिला ..थैंक्यू ..वे बोली ......तो आज से अपां दोस्त...जाट बोला था ......
कल जाट का जन्मदिन है , दोपहर बाद साडे तीन घंटे की ड्राइव के बाद उससे मिलने जा रहा हूँ..... चियर्स
15th may

मैं जाट ओर वो होस्टल -भाग दो

चूँकि कमरे मे तीन दीवारे थी ओर बाकि जगह अलमारी ने ले रखी थी ,इसलिए हमने अपनी अपनी एक एकअलमारी बाँट ली ,तीसरी अलमारी हमारे लोकल दोस्तो के लिए रिजर्व थी ,एक रोज जब मैं जोर्ज माइकल कापोस्टर खरीद कर लाया तो जाट बोला “यो कौन है “ मैंने कहा गाना गाता है ,फ़िर मैं कोई ओर पोस्टर खरीद के लायाओर उसे चिपका दिया …जाट खामोशी से देखता रहा …..कुछ हफ्तो बाद एक दिन शाम को जाट ने पलंग पे एक पोस्टर फैलाया ……ताऊ देवीलाल .. ओर उन दोनों के बीच चिपका दिया ……रात को मैंने उससे पूछा “तू ये लायाकहाँ से ? हरियाणा से मँगवाया है .
उन दिनों मेस मे अक्सर दो ही चीजे बनती थी बटाटा यानि आलू ओर पूरी ..रोज रोज के उस मेनू से दुखी होकर कईबार मेरा मन करता की चीख कर कहूँ......मुझे बटाटा नही खाना ...अक्सर हम आधा पेट उठते ओर रात को कॉलेजके पीछे लारी पे जाकर अंडे खाते ...जाट पाव ज्यादा खाता ओर अंडे कम.....जब बारिश शुरू हुई तो लोगो ने हमे चेताया की यहाँ रैन कोट खरीद लेना पर मैंने ओर जाट ने इसे हँसी मे उडा दिया .बारिश शुरू हुई ओर एक एक करकेभीगे कपड़ो का ढेर शुरू हुआ ...जाट लोबी मे से किसी का भी रैन -कोट उठा कर पहन कर चला जाता ....ओर क्लाससे बाहर निकल कर छत रियो पर एक सरसरी निगाह मारता ओर कोई पसंद की उठा कर चला आता ज्यादातर लड़कियों की होती ...बेचारी कुछ न कह पाती.. फ़िर हमारी एक दोस्त ने उसे एक छतरी गिफ्ट करदी....... .
उस साल बहुत ज्यादा बारिश हुई ,मेस बंद हो गई ओर एक सप्ताह का अवकाश ,बरोदा अहेम्दाबाद ओरनजदीक वाले लगभग घर चले गए ....महीने के आखिरी दिन थे .बैंक मे पैसे नही थे ओर मेस बंद ....जेब मे कुलजमा ५० रुपये थे ओर पूरे दो दिन काटने थे ....लंच ओर डिनर के साथ ...एक लोकल दोस्त ने लंच पे बुलाया ,मैंओर जाट खुश हुए ....सोमवार को बैंक खुल जाना था ..तब मेरे पास एक फटफटिया हुआ करती थी जिस पर उ.पका नंबर था ओर अक्सर पुलिस वाले हमे पकड़ लेते थे ओर हम २० रुपये देकर छुट जाते थे .....वैसे एक बार जाटको पकड़ लिया बोला पैसे नही है तो पुलिस वालो ने उसे वही चोराहे पे अपने पास बैठा लिया ...कुछ देर बैठने केबाद जब जाट ने पुलिस वालो की ही दो बीडी पी ली तो उन्होंने उसे छोड़ दिया.... खैर उस दिन हम खुशी खुशी लंचकरके वापस लौट रहे थे की अचानक सामने से एक ठुल्ला दिखा ओर उसने हमे थाम लिया ....मरते क्या न करतेजेब मे हाथ डाला तो ५० का नोट था ....कहाँ से तुडवाते?

मैंने उसके हाथ मे दिया ....जाट उसे कुछ देर घूरता रहाफ़िर बोला "पईसी वापस ना करने? तुम्हारा तो २० का रेट है ....पोलिस वाले ने हम दोनों को हड़का कर भगादिया.....तब किसी से उधार मांग कर हमने अगले दो दिन काटे .....

अगले साल हमारी इस सबसे बड़ी समस्या का हल हो गया कॉलेज मे resident मेस मे हम दोनों को एंट्री मिल गयी जिसको ज्यादातर नॉर्थ इंडियन ने चला रखा था ...
लेकिन जाट का i.q गजब का था ओर उसकी याददाश्त गजब की थी ....अक्सर जब हम एक्साम के दिनों मे ऊपरनीचे हो रहे होते जाट आराम से टी.वी पर क्रिकेट मैच देख रहा होता ,उसने गुजराती पढ़ना फौरन सीख लिया ओरअक्सर गुजराती के अखबार बोल बोल के पढता ....तब तक जाट ने दो ही मूवी देखी थी शोले ओर पाकीजा .....मुझेमूवी देखने का बहुत शौक है मैं पूछता .....चलेगा ...गाना कौन सा है ? वो पूछता .फ़िर मना कर देता ....एक बारजिद करके हम लड़के उसे "basic insticnt दिखाने ले गये,जाट १५ मिनुत मे मुझसे मेरी फटफटी की चाभी लेकरबाहर आ गया "अरे यो कोई पिक्चर है ? मुझे याद है जब मैंने उसे पहली बार जगजीत सुनवाया तो वो बोर होकरउठ खड़ा हुआ था ......
तब हमे एक मोहतरमा से इश्क हुआ ओर उन्हें इम्प्रेस करने के लिए हमने एक गाने की तीन दिन तक जमकररिहर्सल की .अक्सर बर्थ डे पार्टी पर हम सब किसी होटल मे मिलते ,खा पीकर वापस आ जाते ...तब हमने प्लानबनाया की कुछ देर बाद लड़के मुझसे गाने की फरमाइश करेंगे ओर फ़िर हम गाना गा कर उन्हें इम्प्रेस करदेगे....धड़कते दिल से उस रोज हम पहुंचे ...पहले २० मिनट बीत गये ....साला किसी को कुछ याद नही रहा ...कोईजिक्र नही कर रहा .....हमने एक दोस्त को इशारा किया वे नजरअंदाज कर गये .....दूसरे को फुसफुसा कर कहागाना ....गाना "....अभी रुक के उसने मुझे समझाया .......कुछ देर ओर फ़िर .....हमने सामने बैठे जाट के पैरमे लात मारी....जाट टेबल के नीचे घुस गये .....फ़िर उन्हें समझ आया .....ओर उन्होंने फरमाइश की ...हमने थोड़ानखरे दिखाये ओर फ़िर हमने रिहर्सल किया हुआ पुरा गाना सुना दिया....वो गाना था "दिए जलते है फूल खिलतेहै......"नमक हराम का गाना ......अगले दस सालो तक वो गाना हमारी लड़को की हर महफ़िल मे हर पार्टी मे बजताओर मेरे यार इसका मजा लेते.....बाद के दिनों मे हम पार्टियों के सिंगर भी हो गये ..

हमारे कॉलेज के annual function मे ओडीटोरियम का उपरी हिस्सा under -graduates के लिए रहता था ओरवाली रात उसकी हवा मे ही इतना नशा होता था की न पीने वाले भी हवा सूंघ सूंघ के बेचारे नशे मेहो जाते थे ,दरअसल ये सालो से चली आ रही परम्परा थी...उस दिन सिगेरेट की इतनी खपत थी की बाद के सालोमे हम लोगो ने ये भी सोचा की क्यों न छत से जलती हुई रस्सी टांग दी जाये क्यूंकि माचिस की बड़ी किल्लत रहतीथी एक बार किसी ने मांगी ओर फ़िर गुम..जाट की केपसिटी बहुत अच्छी थी मैंने आज तक उसे एक या बार ही चढ़ेहुए देखा है....कई लोग होस्टल से दो पैग मर कर चलते थे ....टीचर्स से डरते भी थे अपने साथ एक ऐसा बन्दा रखतेथे जो थोड़ा होश मे हो अगर गेट पर कोई कड़क या सख्त टीचर खड़ा होता तो पहले उसे गुजर जाने देते .....तो एकरोज हमारी क्लास के तीन लोकल बंदो को चढ़ गई ओर बदकिस्मती से जाट उनके साथ थे ...जब आधे घंटे तकजाट नही दिखे तो हम उन्हें ढूंढने निकले .देखा जाट एक साहेब जादे को बाहर ओडी टोरियम की दीवार से टिका रहे है की महाह्श्य गिर न पड़े ...क्या हुआ .....अबे फला बाहर गार्डन मे पड़ा है .....तू उसे देख .....मैं तीसरे को बाथरूमसे लेकर आता हूँ....हम गार्डन मे पहुंचे तो देखा वे महाशय तारो को देख रो रहे है .......क्या हुआ ? साला जाट कहाँ है मैंने उससे कहा था आज मैं उससे पर्पोज़ करके रहूंगा वो मुझे गार्डन मे छोड़ गया की उसे यही लेकर आताहै......हमने दोनों को बारी बारी से मोटर साईकिल पे अपने बीचों बीच बैठाया ओर फ़िर होस्टल के कमरे मे ले जाकर छोडा ....इन सबमे ३० मिनुट गुजर गये ...मैं ओर जाट सुस्ताने को एक सुट्टा मार ही रहे थे की जाट बोला "अबे मोंटू को तो भूल ही गये."....वाकई हम भूल ही गये थे भाग कर वह पहुंचे तो मोंटू अभी भी दीवार से टिके खड़े थे.

जाट दूसरे दोस्तो की तरह "दिल चाहता है "देखकर फोन नही करता ,न कभी देर रात पीने के बाद उसका फोन आता पर .... वो ओर।मैं साल मे दो बार तो मिलते ही है...... आज जाट इतना कमाता है की मुझसे इन्कम टैक्सबचाने के तरीके पूछता है ...उसके पास सारे लेटेस्ट गदेट्स है । उसके पास बड़ी गाड़ी है ....दो खूबसूरत बच्चे है... उसकी गाड़ी मे जगजीत की सी डी बजती है.....साल मे एक बार छुट्टी मनाने विदेश जाता है ओर जब कभी मेरामन बहुत उदास हो जाता है मैं ५ घंटे की ड्राइव करके हरियाणा पहुँच जाता हूँ...हमारी बीवीया हमसे नाराज रहती हैक्यूंकि हम दोनों जब मिलते है तो घंटो रात भर पीकर जग कर बतियाते है ....आज से ७ साल पहले जब मैंने pratice शुरू ही की थी तब अचानक किसी लाइट के default की वजह से मेरी एक लेसर मशीन को जबरदस्तनुकसान हुआ तब जेब मे इतने पैसे भी नही थे की दूसरी लूँ ,परेशान हालत मे मैंने जाट को फोन लगाया ,वो मुझसे२ साल पहले प्राइवेट प्रक्टिस मे आ गया था ...परेशां मत हो इन्सुरेंस वालो को फोन करना ....नही बात बने तो शाम को मुझे बताना ....मैं पैसे लेकर आ जाउन्गा ...ये पोस्ट लिखते लिखते सोच रहा हूँ उसे फोन कर लूँ..... .. . ... ......." ..... musical nights ?...... " ......

मैं जाट ओर वो होस्टल -भाग एक

उससे पहली मुलाकात सी. ऍम.ओ ऑफिस के बाहर हुई थी जहाँ हम medial चेकअप की लाइन मी खड़े थे ,चूँकिहम all india entrance examanition वाले १५ लोग थे ओर उसमे भी कुछ लोग नदारद थे इसलिए लाइन छोटीथी ,वो बाहर निकला ओर मैं लाइन मे सबसे आगे खड़ा था 'पूरे कपड़े उतरवा लेगे ' मुझे देखकर वो बोला तो आगेकी कल्पना करके मेरे होश उड़ गए ओर मेरे पीछे खड़ी लड़की तो लगभग बेहोश सी हो गई....अन्दर ओंपचारिकताभर थी.....हम बाहर निकले तो जाट मुस्करा रहा था हमने देखा हमारे बाद लड़की को लगभग घसीटते हुए उसके माँबाप अन्दर ले गये....बाद मे यही जाट हमारे रूम पार्टनर तय हुये....ओर शुरू के कुछ दिन हमे हरियाणवी भाषा केअभ्यस्त होने मे लगे ....वो अक्सर कहते "तैने बेरा है " कई दिनों बाद हमे पता चला की बेरा का मतलब "पता " यामालूम होना है ....जाट अपने हरयानवी चुटकुले सुनाता ओर उसमे कई खास लड़को वाले चुटकले होते एक बार हमलड़कियों के साथ केन्टीन बैठे हुए थे ओर जाट शुरू हुआ "एक चूहा भाजा जा रहा था ........भाजा का हरियाणवी मेमतलब भागना होता है......हम लड़के बैचैन हो उठे ......जाट क्या सुना रहा है ...कल ही तो हमे सुनाया था ॥जाट काध्यान हमने तोडा .जाट .ने अनसुना किया फ़िर शुरू हुआ "एक चूहा जंगल मे भाजा जा रहा था ".......जाट ...किसीने आवाज दी जाट ने फ़िर अनसुना कर दिया....चूहा .....जाट किसी ने आवाज दी "क्या कर रहा है ' के कर रहा हूँचुटकुला सुनाने लग रिया हूँ ." जाट लड़किया .....कोई फुसफुसाया .....अबे यो दूसरा चूहा है ............................जाटगुस्से मे खड़ा हो गया ....

गर्मी हो या सर्दी जाट गर्म पानी मे ही नहाता ,हॉस्टल के गीजर ठीक होने से पहले उसके पास अपनी एक रोड थी जिसे उसने एक लकड़ी के चारो ओर लपेट कर बनाया हुआ था ,उसे वो अक्सर बाल्टी मे डालता ओर पानी जब खौलने लगता तब जाट नहाने की बाल्टी ले कर चलता ....रोज मैं उम्मीद करता की अभी बाथरूम से उसके चीखने की आवाज आयेगी पर कभी नही आयी ....एक दिन सुबह जब वइवा की तैयारी मे मैं किताब हाथ मे लिए इधर से उधर उस कमरे मे दाल रहा था "देख पानी गर्म हुआ के ना"?जाट बोला .....मैंने पानी मे हाथ डाला ओर एक झटके से दूर जा गिरा .....जाट के ठहाका गूंज उठा ,उसके बाद मैंने कभी उसे गर्म पानी पर नही टोका ! हमारे ठीक नीचे एक मैस हुआ करती थी ओर गर्मियों मे उसकी बालकनी मे उसका महाराज अक्सर मुह खोल कर खर्राटे मार कर सोता था .जाट भाई को रात रात को बहुत लगती थी ओर वे बाथरूम से बचते हुए कई बार बालकनी से ही अपनी शंका का निवारण कर लिया करते थे .....उनकी इस आदत के कारन हम कई बार कहते की उसे prostate enlargement हो गई है........खैर उस दिन वो उठे ओर नीचे से गुजराती मे गलिया आनी शुरू हुई ओर जाट भाई अपनी चद्दर ओड के लाईट बुझा के लेट गये ओर ....हमारी कुछ समझ मे आता उससे पहले ही गेट जोर जोर से खटखटाया जाने लगा ॥हम उठे ओर दरवाजा खोला ...महाराज को जब तस्सली हुई की हमारी बालकनी से कोई कार्य नही हुआ है .....तब वे रवाना हुए ..

जाट भाई के पास एक रंगीन कम्बल हुआ करता था जिसके वे अक्सर नाराज हो जाने के बाद ओड कर लेट जाया करते ....ओर आवाजे देने पर भी अपना मुह उसमे से बाहर नही निकालते ......उन दिनों नये नये ताले फिट हुये थे जिनकी तीन चभिया दी गई थी जिसमे से एक चाभी हमारे लोकल दोस्तो के पास थी ओर उस ताले मे ये खासियत थी की आप उसकी एक क्नोब घुमा कर जोर से बंद करो तो वो लाक हो जाता था......तो एक सुबह हम आराम से उठे तो जाट गायब था हम होस्टल केन्टीन गये चाय -वाय पी वापस लौटे तो जाट कमरे मे नही था ,हम तैयार होकर कॉलेज के लिए रवाना हो गये ,पहली क्लास मे जाट नदारद .......पूरे किसी लेक्चर मे जाट नही दिखा ......ये साला जाट गया कहाँ .....उन दिनों हमारा एक घंटे का लंच ब्रेक होता .....मेस मे भी जाट नही दिखा ......शाम को हम कशमकश मे होस्टल लौटे तो जाट खाली अंडर वियर मे सुलगे हुए खड़े थे....दरअसल वो बाथरूम मे अपने कपड़े धो रहे थे नहाने के साथ साथ ओर हम ताला लगा कर चल दिए ,दूसरी चाभी अन्दर रह गई ओर पुरी लोबी मे बदकिस्मती से उस रोज कोई नही आया ......हम उस रोज आगे आगे थे ओर जाट हमारे पीछे .......कई दिनों तक वे उस कम्बल को ओडे रहे ......
जाट को अक्सर पहली नजर का प्यार होता उन्हें पहला एक मोडेर्ण गुजराती लड़की से हुआ ,दूसरा एक ठेठ गुज्रातन से ......तीसरा ६ साल बड़ी सीनियर से उसके बाद हमने गिनना छोड़ दिया .....जाट की डाइट बहुत अच्छी थी इसलिए अक्सर पार्टियों मे वो देर तक खाना खाता मिलता .....एक बार पहली बार हमारे एक लोकल दोस्त ने हमे खाने पर बुलाया जिसकी मम्मी को हिन्दी लगभग ना के बराबर आती थी,खैर पहुँचने के थोडी देर बाद गोल गप्पे मेज पर बैठा कर सर्व किए गये (credit@not mine)

Funny Real Courtroom Quotations

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
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* Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
* Witness: "I only have one, you know."
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* Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
* Witness: "By death."
* Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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* Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
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The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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* Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
* Witness: "July 15th."
* Lawyer: "What year?"
* Witness: "Every year."
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* Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
* Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."
* Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
* Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."
* Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
* Witness: "'Winchester'!"
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* Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
* Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
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* Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
* Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
* Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
* Witness: "Er...his face."
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* Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
* Witness: "Yes."
* Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
* Witness: "I forget."
* Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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* Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
* Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
* Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
* Witness: "Forty-five years."
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* Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
* Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
* Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
* Witness: "My name is Susan."
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* Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
* Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."
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* Lawyer: "Did you blow your horn or anything?"
* Witness: "After the accident?"
* Lawyer: "Before the accident."
* Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it."
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* Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"
* Witness: "Yes."
* Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"
* Witness: "Yes, sir."
* Lawyer: "What did she say?"
* Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"
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* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
* Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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* Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
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* Lawyer: "And you check your radar unit frequently?"
* Officer: "Yes, I do."
* Lawyer: "And was your radar unit functioning correctly at the time you had the plaintiff on radar?"
* Officer: "Yes, it was malfunctioning correctly."
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* Lawyer: "What happened then?"
* Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
* Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
* Witness: "No."
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* Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
* Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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* Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
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* Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
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* Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
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* Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
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* Lawyer: "How long have you been a French Canadian?"
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* Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
* Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
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* Lawyer: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
* Witness: "I went to Europe, sir."
* Lawyer: "And you took your new wife?"
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* Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
* Witness: "That's me."
* Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
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* Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
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* Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
* Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
* Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
* Witness: "Yes."
* Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
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* Lawyer: "How many times have you committed suicide?"
* Witness: "Four times."
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* Lawyer: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"
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* Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
* Witness: "Yes."
* Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
* Witness: "None."
* Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
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* Lawyer: "You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?"
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* Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
* Witness: "Yes."
* Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
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* Lawyer: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"
* Witness: "Not yet."
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* Lawyer: (realizing he was on the verge of asking a stupid question) "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."
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* Lawyer: "Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Eddington at the Rose Chapel?"
* Witness: "It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30pm."
* Lawyer: "And Mr. Eddington was dead at the time, is that correct?"
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* Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
* Witness: "Borofkin."
* Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
* Witness: "I can't remember."
* Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
* Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
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* Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
* Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
* Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
* Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
* Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
* Witness: "No."
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* Lawyer: "Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"
* Witness: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."
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* Lawyer: "What is your marital status?"
* Witness: "Fair."
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* Lawyer: "Are you married?"
* Witness: "No, I'm divorced."
* Lawyer: "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
* Witness: "A lot of things I didn't know about."
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* Lawyer: "And who is this person you are speaking of?"
* Witness: "My ex-widow said it.
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* Lawyer: "How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?"
* Witness: "Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney and said he was really good."
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* Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
* Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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* Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
* Witness: "Yes sir."
* Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
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* Lawyer: "Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
* Witness: "No. This is how I dress when I go to work."
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* The Court: "Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any."
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* Lawyer: "Did he pick the dog up by the ears?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "What was he doing with the dog's ears?"
* Witness: "Picking them up in the air."
* Lawyer: "Where was the dog at this time?"
* Witness: "Attached to the ears."
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* Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
* Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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* Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
* Witness: "Oral."
* Lawyer: "How old are you?"
* Witness: "Oral."
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* Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"
* Witness: "She is my daughter."
* Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"
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* Lawyer: "Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?"
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* Lawyer: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?"
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* Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
* Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
* Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
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* Lawyer: "Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?"
* Witness: "He didn't offer me nothing. He just said I could have the furniture."
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* Lawyer: "So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe with respect to your scalp?"
* Witness: "I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital."
* Lawyer: "It was covered?"
* Witness: "Yes, bandaged."
* Lawyer: "Then, later on...what did you see?"
* Witness: "I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top of my head."
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* Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
* Witness: "I could see his head."
* Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
* Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
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* Lawyer: "Do you drink when you're on duty?"
* Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk."
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* Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
* Witness: "The victim lived."
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* Lawyer: "The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it? You too were shot in the fracas."
* Witness: "No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval."
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* Lawyer: "Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?"
* Witness: "Because he was argumentary, and he couldn't pronunciate his words."

Theory of Honor Killing!!!!

It was a self realization time after reading some motivational stuff. It read that i have great un-utilised hidden potential.So far i have used less than 10% of my real talent. It is really wastage of resources. Now, i decide that I will use each n every penny of my talent. So first thing.. i make a roadmap to use this so called powerful mind. "I will analyse and formulate a model for all d existing problem of the country".

Suddenly I hear avoice frm my frnd dat donn get marry in sme gotra otherwise .......??"""...ohh why sudnt i start wid dis problem.....

so thus first time im using my all skills n knowledge aquired from iit.

Theory of Honor Killing!!!!

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way,

the honor of our society can be as low as the least honored person(love couple). 'Excessive Interference of KHAPS', as we know, kills lovers. But naturally, it attacks the least honored and weakest lover first. In this way, regular killing of lovers eliminates the lesser honored, making the society full of honored place. "That's why you always feel so honored after killing few pair of lovers(couples)."

I love her but I'm just too shy!!!

10th grade

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.




Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.


A Few Years Later
That girl is getting married now. I watched her getting married and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" with tears in her eyes. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.











Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too...` I thought to my self, and I cried.

10 REASONS WHY I LIKE STARTUPS

1) The People - A real entrepreneur has a story, an ora and a passion(s)! he is an interesting person by his very nature. Entrepreneurs are unique in that they are limited only by determination and imagination not money or environment.

2) The Process - Building teams with vision and drive has got to be one of the most rewarding experiences. Leveraging knowledge from a group breeds a larger vision and more market opportunities.

3) The Fix - In startups, you can recognize a problem today and have it fixed by tomorrow, try doing that at Microsoft.

4) The Network - Entrepreneurs hire entrepreneurs, they are resourceful, crafty and creative, throw them all in one room long enough and they WILL find a way to make it work.

5) The Ambition - skills can be taught but ambition is contagious. Doing your best 150% of the time is par for the course at a great startup.

6) The MacGyver in Everyone - While most companies are full of Captain Mo, yours is full of MacGyvers (Minus the mullets). Give your team a locked safe, a toothpick and a shoe string and watch them go!

7) The Money - There usually isn't any, so it's obvious everyone is there because they want to be and not because they have to be. This brings out the best in your team.

8) The Learning - Startups are a crash course in business. College is great but this is the real deal.

9) The Camaraderie - You find out who you can really count on when your back is against the wall.

10) The FUN! - Startups are an emotional rollercoaster but are serious fun. I have experienced more personal growth in 2 months in a startup than in 4 years of college.

Forced Forward mails....

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain
letters to me in 2006 & 2007 & 2008 & 2009.

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle
infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone
will
drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phon! e for fear that they may ask me to
dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from with calls to
Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will
get sick from the rat feces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she
is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my
kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in the hospital about7,000 times. (Poor girl!
she's been 7 since 1993...)!

* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the
$15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I
participated
in their sp ecial e-mail program would arrive soon.

* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for
a paid vacation to Disneyland.

* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to
transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana,
Tirupathi Balaji pics etc… now most of those 'Wishes' are already
married
(to someone else)

apaka pana dost(ur frnd)

about me..................

I Would call my self a lion in the cage or rather a complete zoo !
There are so many animals/birds in this zoo encaged in one or other kind of prison
I m a poet BUT don't possess a collection to show (i write them n somehow manage to lose them,But i rmbr i wrote my first poem based on an Ogden Nash poem way back when i was in 8th standard)
I m a good sportsman BUT can't produce many certificates to show that(may be i don't play for those!)
I m genius at studies BUT for most of part of my life i have been second(but they say toppers are never genius)
I know i can do anything BUT i m too lazy to start anything
I m above religion BUT somehow obsessed with being a jat
I know the truth BUT i m silent
I m brave BUT can't converse too many stories of that(maybe didn't get opportunity to showcase my bravery)
I m an altruist BUT can't advertise my acts
They call me Jr B BUT i m too modest to accept that..
I have feelings BUT i don't have words or sometime desire to express them
I m a philospher BUT i m confused
i know one day all these cages of BUT will break and all these animals/birds within me will be free
YE SAB BAKWAS THA ,MAMU BANA RAHA THA

well that was it from a very straight man who wants to have fun n enjoy his life BUT...

frm dudi..[:P]

जन गण मन रण

Censor Board of Film Certification (CBFC) decided to refuse permission under guideline 219 of Section 5 (b)2 of Cinematograph Act as well as Prevention of insult to National Honour Act 1971 the makers of Amitabh Bachchan-starrer 'Rann' to air the controversial song based on the national anthem.

But Ramu has his own reasons to belive.."this song isn't and shouldn't be misconstrued to be an aberration on the National Anthem. It's a song by itself that in a way tries to depict the current situation in the country. The reference to the National Anthem is also for the same."

Leave apart these two versions of story and you should decide your own about it. I am posting the lyrics of the controversial song.

गण मन रण है इस रण में,
ज़ख्मी भारत का भाग्यविधाता।


पंजाब सिंधु गुजरात मराठा,
इक दूसरे से लड़ के मर रहे हैं।


इस देश ने हम को एक किया और हम देश के टुकड़े कर रहे,
द्राविड़ उत्कल बंगा।


खून बहा कर एक रंग का कर दिया हमने तिरंगा,
सरहदों पे जंग और गलियों में फसाद रंगा।


विंद हिमाचल यमुना गंगा,
में तेज़ाब उबल रहा है|


मर गया सबका ज़मीर,
जाने कब ज़िंदा हो आगे।


फिर भी तब शबनम में जागे,
तव शुभ आशीष माँगे।


आग में जल कर चीख रहा है फिर भी कोई नहीं बचाता,
गाहे तव जय गाथा।


देश का ऐसा हाल है लेकिन,
आपस में लड़ रहे नेता।


जन गण मंगलदायक जय हे,
भारत को बचा ले विधाता।


जय हे या ये मरण है,
जन गण मन रण है।

Why I am a HINDU?

Three Years ago, I was attending a hukka[humanities course in IITD] Tutorial class , a beautiful western girl[exchange student] was sitting on the right side. It indeed was a boring class with lots off faith, religion and such things - it would take me nearly 20 minutes to say HI.

I was surprised to see the young girl's interest and also she was reading a Bible unusual of young
western youth. After some time she smiled and we had few acquaintances
Talk.

Then suddenly the girl asked: 'What's your faith?' 'What?' I didn't understand the question.

'I mean, what's your religion? Are you a Christian? Or a Muslim?'

'No!' I replied, 'I am neither Christian nor Muslim'.

Apparently she appeared shocked to listen to that. 'Then who are you?' 'I am a Hindu', I said.

She looked at me as if she was seeing a caged animal. She could not understand what I was talking about.

A Common man in Europe or US knows about Christianity and Islam, as they
are the leading religions of the world today. But a Hindu, what?

I explained to her - I am born to a Hindu father and Hindu mother. Therefore, I am a Hindu by birth.

'Who is your prophet?' she asked.

'We don't have a prophet,' I replied.

'What's your Holy Book?'

'We don't have a single Holy Book, but we have hundreds and thousands of philosophical and sacred scriptures,' I replied.

'Oh, come on at least tell me who is your God?'

'What do you mean by that?'

'Like we have Jesus and Muslims have Allah - don't you have a God?'

I Thought for a moment. Muslims and Christians believe one God (Male God)
Who created the world and takes an interest in the humans who inhabit
It. Her mind is conditioned with that kind of belief.

According To her (or anybody who doesn't know about Hinduism), a religion needs
To have one Prophet, one Holy book and one God. The mind is so
Conditioned and rigidly narrowed down to such a notion that anything
else is not acceptable.

I understood her perception and concept about
Faith. You can't compare Hinduism with any of the present leading
Religions where you have to believe in one concept of god.

I Tried to explain to her: 'You can believe in one god and he can be a
Hindu. You may believe in multiple deities and still you can be a
Hindu. What's more - you may not believe in god at all, still you can
Be a Hindu. An atheist can also be a Hindu.'
This Sounded very crazy to her. She couldn't imagine a religion so
Unorganized, still surviving for thousands of years, even after
Onslaught from foreign forces.

'I don't understand but it seems very interesting. Are you religious?'
What can I tell to this American girl?

I Said: 'I do not go to temple regularly. I do not make any regular
Rituals. I have learned some of the rituals in my younger days. I still
Enjoy doing it sometimes.'

'Enjoy? Are you not afraid of God?'

'God is a friend. No- I am not afraid of God. Nobody has made any compulsions on me to perform these rituals regularly.'
She thought for a while and then asked: 'Have you ever thought of converting to any other religion?'

'Why Should I?
Even if I challenge some of the rituals and faith in
Hinduism, nobody can convert me from Hinduism.

Because, being a Hindu allows me to think independently and objectively, without conditioning.

I remain as a Hindu never by force, but choice.'

Not a religion like Christianity or Islam because it is not founded by any one person or
Does not have an organized controlling body like the Church or the
Order, I added. There is no institution or authority.

'So, you don't believe in God?' she wanted everything in black and white.
'I Didn't say that. I do not discard the divine reality. Our scripture, or
Sruthis or Smrithis - Vedas and Upanishads or the Gita - say God might
Be there or he might not be there. But we pray to that supreme abstract
Authority (Para Brahma) that is the creator of this universe.'

'Why can't you believe in one personal God?'

'We have a concept - abstract - not a personal god. The concept or notion
of a personal God, hiding behind the clouds of secrecy, telling us irrational stories through few men whom he sends as messengers,demanding us to worship him or punish us, does not make sense.
I don't think that God is as silly as an autocratic emperor who wants others to
Respect him or fear him.'

I told her that such notions are just fancies of less educated human imagination and fallacies, adding that generally ethnic religious practitioners in Hinduism believe in personal gods.

The entry level Hinduism has over-whelming superstitions too. The
Philosophical side of Hinduism negates all superstitions.
'Good that you agree God might exist. You told that you pray. What is your prayer then?'

'Loka Samastha Sukino Bhavantu. Om Shanti, Shanti, Shanti,'

'Funny,' she laughed, 'What does it mean?'

'May all the beings in all the worlds be happy. Om Peace, Peace, Peace.'

'Hmm ..very interesting. I want to learn more about this religion. It is so democratic, broad-minded and free' she exclaimed.

'The fact is Hinduism is a religion of the individual, for the individual
And by the individual with its roots in the Vedas and the
Bhagavad-Gita. It is all about an individual approaching a personal God

Nobody Can convert you to Hinduism, because it is not a religion, but a set of

Beliefs and practices. Everything is acceptable in Hinduism because
There is no single authority or organization either to accept it or to
Reject it or to oppose it on behalf of Hinduism.'

I told her - if you look for meaning in life, don't look for it in religions; don't go from one cult to another or from one guru to the next.

For A real seeker, I told her, the Bible itself gives guidelines when it
Says ' Kingdom of God is within you.'

I reminded her of Christ's Teaching about the love that we have for each other. That is where you Can find the meaning of life.

Loving Each and every creation of the God is absolute and real. 'Isavasyam
Idam sarvam' Isam (the God) is present (inhabits) here everywhere -
Nothing exists separate from the God, because God is present
Everywhere. Respect every living being and non-living things as God.
That's what Hinduism teaches you.

Hinduism Is referred to as Sanathana Dharma, the eternal faith. It is based on
The practice of Dharma, the code of life. The most important aspect of
Hinduism is being truthful to oneself. Hinduism has no monopoly on
Ideas.- It is open to all. Hindus believe in one God (not a personal one) expressed in different Forms. For them, God is timeless and formless entity.

Ancestors of today's Hindus believe in eternal truths and cosmic laws and these
Truths are opened to anyone who seeks them. But there is a section of
Hindus who are either superstitious or turned fanatic to make this an
Organized religion like others. The British coin the word 'Hindu' and
Considered it as a religion

I Said: 'Religions have become an MLM (multi-level- marketing) industry
That has been trying to expand the market share by conversion. The
Biggest business in today's world is Spirituality. Hinduism is no
Exception'

I Am a Hindu primarily because it professes Non-violence - 'Ahimsa Paramo
Dharma' - Non violence is the highest duty. I am a Hindu because it
Doesn't conditions my mind with any faith system.

A man/ woman who change 's his/her birth religion to another religion
Is a fake and does not value his/her morals, culture and values in life.
Hinduism was the first religion originated. Be proud of your religion and be proud of who you are.

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