I hate Love Stories....

Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories:
Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. 
Of tangent lines, who were together once but then parted forever. 

And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but could never be together.

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वो यारों की महफिले

वो यारों की महफिले..
वो मुस्कुराते पल .....
दिल से जुदा है अपना बीता हुआ कल....
कभी ज़िन्दगी गुजरती थी वक़्त बिताने में...
आज वक़्त गुजरता है चंद कागज के नोट कमाने में......!!!

Top Dialogue's Used In Our Hindi Movies :

1. Mein Tumhare Bacche Ki Maa Banane Wali Hoon
2. Ek Macchar Aadmi Ko Hijada Bana Deta Hai
3. Rishte Mein Toh Hum Tumhare Baap Lagte Hai Magar Naam Hai Sehanshaah.
4. Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Kabhi Dost Nahi Ban Sakte
5. Pahad Jaise Zindagi Beta Akele Kaisi Katogi.
6. Jo Tumhe Badal Kar Pyar Kare Woh Pyar Nahi, Sauda Hai
7. Mein Tera Khoon Pi Jaonga, Kamine.
8. Bole Toh...Tension Nahin Lene Ka
9. Mein Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karti Hoon
10. Agar Maa Ka Doodh Piya Hai Toh, Hath Laga Ke Dikha.
11.Sara sheher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta ha
12.Dosti Main No Sorry No Thank you
13.Kabhi Kabhi jeetne ke liye harna bhi padtha hain. Harkar jeetne waley ko Baazigar kehte hain
14.Yeh Dhai kilo ka haath jab padta hai to Aadmi utha nahi uth jata hai,
15.Mumbai ka king kaun- Satya
16.Picture abhi Baaki Hain Mere Dost
17.Don ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahin Namoomkin Hain
18.Mogambo Khush Hua
19.Mere Paas Maa Hain
20.Kitne Aadmi They

21.Rahul naam to suna hi hoga

22.kkkkkkkkiran
23.hum to hum h baaki sab pani kum h
24.Hathoda........
25.sota h tumhara kanoon balwantrai jaise kutton k bishtar par... See More
26.ye mazdur ka haath h katya............
27.Tareek pe Tareek.................
28.yahan se pachas kos tak baccha rota h to maa kahti h beta so ja nahi to gabbar aa jayega.
29.Mai chor nahi hu jaz sahab......
30.mai aaj bhi fenke hue paise nahi uthata...
32.ye itna sannata kyu h bhai

33.babumoshi

34.hum jahan khade hote hai line wahi se shuru hoti hai

35.

Dekho aaj Maa ne tumhari pasand ka khana banaya hai!

I am afraid of .....

People say they luv the rain but take an umbrella when it rains,
People say that they luv the wind but close the windows when it blows,
People say that they luv the sun but stay indoors when the sun shines,
So I am afraid of all the people who say that they love me.

she comes ...dances wid me in d rain....sings wid me in the wind and so love me

AUR BATAO........:-)

Conversation between 2 software engg. Friends:


.SE1---hello

.SE2---hi

.SE1---hey h r u???

.SE2---m fine!!! Wht abt u???

.
SE1---m fine too.

.SE2---cool

.SE1---so howz life???

.SE2--gud

.SE1--hmmmm

.SE1--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side) .

SE2--hmmm everything as usual...

SE2--so wht else???

SE1--nothing much

.SE2--ok

SE2--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side) .

.And it goes on like this until they give up....

Are u also having such conversation's with ur frnds….

then I guess u r also suffering from "aur batao" syndrome… It means ur life is all screwed up following the usual monotonous routine.

Probably u need a change in ur life…something which is exciting… something which is adventurous…something which really makes u feel gud…

correct.....

yeh sab to thik hai.........

AUR BATAO........ :-)

Have a Gr8 Day…

Time Magazine's quote on Sachin

"When Sachin Tendulkar travelled to Pakistan to face one of the finest bowling attacks ever assembled in cricket, Michael Schumacher was yet to race a F1 car, Lance Armstrong had never been to the Tour de France, Diego Maradona was still the captain of a world champion Argentina team, Pete Sampras had never won a Grand Slam. When Tendulkar embarked on a glorious career taming Imran and company, Roger Federer was a name unheard of; Lionel Messi was in his nappies, Usain Bolt was an unknown kid in the Jamaican backwaters. The Berlin Wall was still intact, USSR was one big, big country, Dr Manmohan Singh was yet to "open" the Nehruvian economy. It seems while Time was having his toll on every individual on the face of this planet, he excused one man. Time stands frozen in front of Sachin Tendulkar. We have had champions, we have had legends, but we have never had another Sachin Tendulkar and we never will."